The unexpected journey of a consulting angel

out-there-on-the-maroon:

prokopetz:

stephenleasheppard:

prokopetz:

Man, don’t do the thing where you claim that movie A is “unoriginal” because you can make it sound exactly like movie B with a carefully worded synopsis. With sufficiently perverse phrasing, I can make The Silence of the Lambs

kristiemarieeee:

the absolute fucking cutest

little-things-count-the-most:

gracefulyawkward:

In 8th grade I had a teacher who, if he caught you reading, would take your book away, read the ending, then threaten to tell you the ending if he caught you reading it again

satan

cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

make me choose | anon asked: sherlock holmes or john watson?

jimmyfallonvevo:

hotclog:

jimmyfallonvevo:

How to add comments to someone else’s post:
1. Don’t.

omg this ^^

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