Sherlock, but if John was a Kitty…
I doodled this for fiberistanora in my sketchbook while we were on an airplane a couple weeks ago.
I would watch this show. I would watch the heck out of this show.
Oh my god NOTHING WOULD CHANGE.
The eye-fucking would take on creepy connotations, though.
today in english we were watching a version of romeo and juliet where romeo looks a lot like zac efron and he was talking about being confused and i was like to my friend “thou needs to get thy head in the game” and my teacher just lost it
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work
IT’S TURNING ON
WHAT IN THE HELL
IT’S IN MINT CONDITION.
THE SPEAKERS WORK, THE HEADPHONE JACK WORKS, THERE’S NO CRACKS
People starving when tons of unsold food is thrown away globally because people couldn’t afford to purchase the food, that’s violence.
People dying and going bankrupt to pay for their healthcare, that’s violence.
People being evicted from their homes when there are more houses than there are houseless people, that’s violence.
i bet dragons would probably think it’s really cool that we produce water in our mouths
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
do me a favor and don’t look at the last panel. do me a favor and don’t look at any panel. I am going to eat
THIS IS AN AMAZING IDEA FOR A PRINCESS OMG
Bob Ross used to be a drill sergeant but quit because he hated having to shout at people.
QI (E Series - Espionage)
it’s worth mentioning that those friends were people in high places in the government. (via hicockalorum)